Wicked Bitch of the West (sirriamnis) wrote in bitches_r_us,
Wicked Bitch of the West
sirriamnis
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Ok, can someone explain the Bizarro universe in which men exist to me?

Ok, you all know I don't buy into this whole "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" bullshit. We're all human monkeys who have been socialized differently, but at heart have the same motivations.

That said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can someone explain to me why it is easier to precariously perch laundry on top of the dryer instead of dropping it in the empty basket already sitting there, waiting for said laundry?

Also, once your wife, who has locked her keys in the blazer before, tells you that it is impossible to slim jim said blazer (I've had a cop and several tow company and lock guys try), why would you try? Which then fucks up the window. And even better, get mad at her for being annoyed (not even angry, just annoyed) with you for it? Particularly when she asks you why you did it after she'd told you it couldn't be slim jim-ed, and your response is, "Well, I HAD to try."

THEN, oh wait there's more, when you know the window is fucked up (off its brackets), why would you roll it down to have a smoke, and when it didn't roll back up (big surprise), take your hands off the wheel to try to fix it? Oh, and did I mention we were doing about 50 on a stretch of 405 with no shoulders, on the outside lane? In the rain?

And THEN get mad at her for yelling at you for nearly killing the two of you?

In what universe is this ok?


Going to set him on fire. I swear.
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